Monday, January 28, 2008

kitchen tip

Wear sunnies while chopping onions so the gases released when cutting don't irritate your eyes and make you cry.

N: "I'm cooking next to the fucking Blues Brothers."

Sunday, January 6, 2008

man of the house

Y: Bryan! Who is the man of the house?
B: I am!...You are!...She is? He is! Oh wait. Is this a trick question?!