all knowing

D: If we did that, God knows what would happen...
J (3 y.o): God would know!
D: Yes he would.
J: How would he know? Would he stick his head down?
D: What? Yes, ok.
J: And then he would tell Santa.

don't be late for work

D: Oh! I have put on 3 kilos!
K: No you haven't you just need to do a poo
D: I did already! This morning! It was massive, I nearly missed my train!

dance biscuits

Random! Haha!

KP: my mouth has gone funny coz I've eaten too many biscuits……

I bought a really large coathanger today

It's for bath towels- clever, huh?

Note the messy desk, haha!

banana orange loaf

I used this recipe as a base- changed up a few ingredients:

Dry Ingredients

* 2 cups wholemeal spelt flour
* 1 teaspoon cinnamon, ground
* 1 teaspoon baking powder
* 1 teaspoon baking soda


Wet Ingredients

* 3 ripe bananas, mashed
* 2 eggs, well beaten
* 1 teaspoon vanilla (pure or extract)
* 2/3 cup pasteurized honey
* 1 tablespoon orange rind
* 2 large oranges, juice and pulp of
* 1 cup rolled oats

Directions

1. Preheat oven to 375°F/190C.
2. Mix all the dry ingredients together in a large bowl.
3. Add all wet ingredients (oats go in at this point..I know they're not wet but whatever) in a bowl and mix. Let this sit for about 5-10 mins to let the oats soak up all the juicy goodness.
4. Add the blended ingredients to the dry ingredients and mix well.
5. Pour mixture into a well-greased loaf pan and place on middle rack in preheated oven.
6. Bake for approximately 75 minutes.
7. Insert toothpick to test for doneness (it should come out clean).
8. Cover the loaf with foil if it is starting to brown too quickly on top.
9. Let cool for 30 minutes and then enjoy.

song of the moment

I can't get this song out of my head, I love it! So sweet, reminds me of The Cure's Close to Me:


At the moment I am finding it hard to get a youtube vid that is decent sound and picture...so I pick decent sound!

Lyrics, in case you wonder (I really like lyrics):

I tried to do handstands for you
I tried to do headstands for you
Everytime I fell you on yeah everytime I fell
I tried to do handstands for you
But everytime I fell for you
I'm permanently black and blue, permanently blue for you

I tried to do handstands for you
I tried to do headstands for you
Everytime I fell on you yeah everytime I fell
I tried to do handstands but everytime I fell for you
I'm permanently black and blue, permanently blue for

You-ooo etc...
For you-ooo etc...
So black and blue-oooo etc...
For you-ooo etc...

I grabbed some frozen strawberries so I could ice your bruisy knees
But frozen things they all unfreeze and now I taste like
All those frozen strawberries I used to chill your bruisy knees,
Hot July ain't good to me
I'm pink and black and blue

I got bruises on my knees for you
And grass stains on my knees for you
Got holes in my new jeans for you
Got pink and black and blue

Got bruises on my knees for you
And grass stains on my knees for you
Got holes in my new jeans for you
Got pink and black and blue for

You-ooo etc...
For you-ooo etc....
So black and blue-ooo etc...
For you-oooo etc....

Do-doo-do-do-do